Two and a Half Men, Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy

S9 E1 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.

S9 E2 • 21m • HDTV14

Judy Greer is introduced as Bridget, Walden's ex-wife.

S9 E3 • 20m • HDTV14

Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget; Jake decides to drop out of school.

S9 E4 • 21m • HDTV14

Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.

S9 E5 • 20m • HDTV14

Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.

S9 E6 • 21m • HDTV14

Depressed Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to Bridget.

S9 E7 • 19m • HDTV14

Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden.

S9 E8 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.

S9 E9 • 21m • HDTV14

After being released from the hospital, Alan faces challenges that test his mental stability.

S9 E10 • 21m • HDTV14

Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.

S9 E11 • 20m • HDTV14

Bridget reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.

S9 E12 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.

S9 E13 • 20m • HDTV14

When Walden's mother and ex-wife try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.

S9 E14 • 20m • HDTV14

Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.

S9 E15 • 21m • HDTV14

Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.

S9 E16 • 20m • HDTV14

Conflict arises when a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day.

S9 E17 • 19m • HDTV14

A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship.

S9 E18 • 21m • HDTV14

Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.

S9 E19 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.

S9 E20 • 21m • HDTV14

Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife.

S9 E21 • 21m • HDTV14

Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.

S9 E22 • 21m • HDTV14

When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost visits him.

S9 E23 • 21m • HDTV14

Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love he receives upon his return from the hospital.

S9 E24 • 21m • HDTV14

Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.