Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons

TV14

Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.

Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher

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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.

Back Off Mary Poppins
Episode 1 - 21 mins
Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Episode 2 - 21 mins
Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.
A Bag Full of Jawea
Episode 3 - 20 mins
Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Episode 4 - 21 mins
Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.
Bad News from The Clinic
Episode 5 - 21 mins
Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Episode 6 - 21 mins
Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Episode 7 - 21 mins
Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Episode 8 - 21 mins
Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
Yes, Monsignor
Episode 9 - 22 mins
Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Episode 10 - 21 mins
Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Episode 11 - 21 mins
Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
A Lungful of Alan
Episode 12 - 21 mins
The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.
Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
Episode 13 - 21 mins
When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
Episode 14 - 21 mins
Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Episode 15 - 21 mins
Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
Episode 16 - 21 mins
Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.
Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
Episode 17 - 21 mins
Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.
It Was Mame, Mom
Episode 18 - 21 mins
Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Episode 19 - 21 mins
Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Episode 20 - 21 mins
Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Episode 21 - 21 mins
Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Episode 22 - 21 mins
After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Episode 23 - 20 mins
Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.
Does This Smell Funny to You?
Episode 24 - 20 mins
Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

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Back Off Mary Poppins

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls

A Bag Full of Jawea

Go Get Mommy's Bra

Bad News from The Clinic

The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance

A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana

Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers

Yes, Monsignor

The Salmon Under My Sweater

Last Chance to See Those Tattoos

A Lungful of Alan

Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)

Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts

Smell the Umbrella Stand

Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?

Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!

It Was Mame, Mom

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise

I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey

A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab

Does This Smell Funny to You?