Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
TV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Back Off Mary Poppins
    Episode 121 mins
    Alan begs Charlie to let him join his exclusive men's group.
  • Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
    Episode 221 mins
    Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician.
  • A Bag Full of Jawea
    Episode 320 mins
    Charlie tries to save Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher.
  • Go Get Mommy's Bra
    Episode 421 mins
    Charlie's mother borrows the Mercedes to impress a Saudi prince.
  • Bad News From the Clinic
    Episode 521 mins
    Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.
  • The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
    Episode 621 mins
    Alan fears he has a dark side, until Charlie admits to a nasty trick.
  • A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
    Episode 721 mins
    Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party.
  • Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
    Episode 821 mins
    Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.
  • Yes, Monsignor
    Episode 922 mins
    Charlie bumps into an old flame he once thought would be Mrs. Right.
  • The Salmon Under My Sweater
    Episode 1021 mins
    Charlie is tasked with writing a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics.
  • Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
    Episode 1121 mins
    Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.
  • A Lungful of Alan
    Episode 1221 mins
    The brothers compete for the attentions of Alan's high-school friend.
  • Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow (Get Off My Hair)
    Episode 1321 mins
    When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.
  • Those Big Pink Things With Coconuts
    Episode 1421 mins
    Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.
  • Smell the Umbrella Stand
    Episode 1521 mins
    Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.
  • Can You Eat Human Flesh With Wooden Teeth?
    Episode 1621 mins
    Alan and Charlie spend an eye-opening week caring for Jake.
  • Woo-Hoo, A Hernia-Exam!
    Episode 1721 mins
    Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.
  • It Was Mame, Mom
    Episode 1821 mins
    Charlie and Alan pose as a gay couple in order to impress a gay ad executive.
  • A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
    Episode 1921 mins
    Alan asks one of Charlie's beautiful ex-girlfriends on a date.
  • I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
    Episode 2021 mins
    Charlie and Alan take their personal frustrations out on each other.
  • A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
    Episode 2121 mins
    Evelyn reads in the obituaries that her second husband, Harry, has died.
  • That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
    Episode 2221 mins
    After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into double-dating with her.
  • Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
    Episode 2320 mins
    Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn.
  • Does This Smell Funny to You?
    Episode 2420 mins
    Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's (Orson Bean) hot trophy wife.

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