Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher

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Back Off, Mary Poppins
S2 E1 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan learns Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
S2 E2 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, Dr. Melnick.

A Bag Full Of Jawea
S2 E3 • 20m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie tries saving Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, with unfortunate results.

Go Get Mommy's Bra
S2 E4 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince.

Bad News from the Clinic
S2 E5 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

The Price Of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
S2 E6 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side.

A Kosher Slaughterhourse Out In Fontana
S2 E7 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing.

Frankenstein And The Horny Villagers
S2 E8 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

Yes, Monsignor
S2 E9 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie bumps into an old flame and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

The Salmon Under My Sweater
S2 E10 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie writes a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

Last Chance To See Those Tattoos
S2 E11 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

A Lungful Of Alan
S2 E12 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

The brothers compete for the attention of Alan's high school friend.

Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)
S2 E13 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

Those Big Pink Things with Coconuts
S2 E14 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

Smell The Umbrella Stand
S2 E15 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
S2 E16 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii.

Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam
S2 E17 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

It Was 'Mame,' Mom
S2 E18 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him.

A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
S2 E19 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

On Alan’s date with one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, he’s tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

I Always Wanted A Shaved Monkey
S2 E20 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

When Charlie and Alan lash out at each other, Rose tries to help them sort out their feelings.

A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On
S2 E21 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Evelyn attends her second husband’s funeral and learns Alan kept in touch with him over the years.

That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
S2 E22 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into a double-date that goes awry.

Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
S2 E23 • 20m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit.

Does This Smell Funny To You?
S2 E24 • 20m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot trophy wife.

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  • About this Series
  • Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
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  • CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
  • GenreComedy
  • Seasons12
  • StudioWarner Bros

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