Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
TV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic Gymnasts
    Episode 122 mins
    After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
  • Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
    Episode 222 mins
    Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.
  • Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
    Episode 322 mins
    Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
  • Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
    Episode 422 mins
    Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
  • We Called It Mr. Pinky
    Episode 522 mins
    Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.
  • Hi, Mr. Horned One
    Episode 622 mins
    Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
  • Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
    Episode 722 mins
    Rose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
  • That Voodoo That I Do Do
    Episode 822 mins
    Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
  • Madame and Her Special Friend
    Episode 922 mins
    A wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
  • Something Salted and Twisted
    Episode 1022 mins
    Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.
  • Santa's Village of the Damned
    Episode 1122 mins
    Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
  • That Special Tug
    Episode 1222 mins
    Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
  • Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
    Episode 1322 mins
    Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
  • Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
    Episode 1422 mins
    Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.
  • My Tongue Is Meat
    Episode 1522 mins
    Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.
  • Ergo, the Booty Call
    Episode 1622 mins
    Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
  • The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
    Episode 1721 mins
    Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
  • The Spit-Covered Cobbler
    Episode 1822 mins
    Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
  • Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
    Episode 1922 mins
    Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
  • Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
    Episode 2021 mins
    Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
  • And the Plot Moistens
    Episode 2121 mins
    Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
  • Just Once With Aunt Sophie
    Episode 2222 mins
    Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
  • Arguments for the Quickie
    Episode 2322 mins
    Charlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
  • That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
    Episode 2422 mins
    Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

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