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Two and a Half Men
Two and a Half MenWatch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.
- Weekend in Bangkok With Two Olympic GymnastsEpisode 1 - 22 minsAfter Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.
- Principal Gallagher's Lesbian LoverEpisode 2 - 22 minsAlan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.
- Carpet Burns and a Bite MarkEpisode 3 - 22 minsCharlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.
- Your Dismissive Attitude Toward BoobsEpisode 4 - 22 minsBerta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.
- We Called It Mr. PinkyEpisode 5 - 22 minsCharlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.
- Hi, Mr. Horned OneEpisode 6 - 22 minsCharlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.
- Sleep Tight, Puddin' PopEpisode 7 - 22 minsRose's father (Martin Sheen) confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.
- That Voodoo That I Do DoEpisode 8 - 22 minsCharlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.
- Madame and Her Special FriendEpisode 9 - 22 minsA wealthy, elderly woman (Cloris Leachman) sets her sights on Alan.
- Something Salted and TwistedEpisode 10 - 22 minsAlan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.
- Santa's Village of the DamnedEpisode 11 - 22 minsAlan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.
- That Special TugEpisode 12 - 22 minsAlan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.
- Humiliation Is a Visual MediumEpisode 13 - 22 minsCharlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.
- Love Isn't Blind, It's RetardedEpisode 14 - 22 minsCharlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.
- Ergo, the Booty CallEpisode 16 - 22 minsAlan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.
- The Unfortunate Little SchnauserEpisode 17 - 21 minsCharlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.
- The Spit-Covered CobblerEpisode 18 - 22 minsPaying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.
- Golly Moses, She's a MuffinEpisode 19 - 22 minsKandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.
- Always a Bridesmaid, Never a BurroEpisode 20 - 21 minsAlan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.
- And the Plot MoistensEpisode 21 - 21 minsAlan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.
- Just Once With Aunt SophieEpisode 22 - 22 minsCharlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.
- Arguments for the QuickieEpisode 23 - 22 minsCharlie's former girlfriend (Emmanuelle Vaugier) returns with an unexpected request.
- That Pistol-Packin' HermaphroditeEpisode 24 - 22 minsCharlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
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