Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Working for Caligula
    Episode 122 mins
    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
  • Who's Vod Kanockers?
    Episode 222 mins
    Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor causes trouble.
  • The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
    Episode 321 mins
    Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
  • A Pot-Smoking Monkey
    Episode 421 mins
    After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
    Episode 521 mins
    Alan and Charlie try to help Herb and Jake bond.
  • Apologies for the Frivolity
    Episode 620 mins
    Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
  • Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
    Episode 721 mins
    Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter.
  • Release the Dogs
    Episode 822 mins
    Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes..
  • Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
    Episode 921 mins
    Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
  • Kissing Abraham Lincoln
    Episode 1022 mins
    Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper.
  • Walnuts and Demerol
    Episode 1121 mins
    Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party.
  • Castrating Sheep in Montana
    Episode 1222 mins
    Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Don't Worry, Speed Racer
    Episode 1321 mins
    Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb making out.
  • That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
    Episode 1422 mins
    Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (Brooke Shields).
  • My Damn Stalker
    Episode 1522 mins
    Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London.
  • Young People Have Phlegm Too
    Episode 1621 mins
    A more mature woman helps rebuild Charlie's ego when he becomes insecure.
  • I Merely Slept With a Commie
    Episode 1722 mins
    Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
  • It Never Rains in Hooterville
    Episode 1821 mins
    Alan tries to bond with Jake; Kandi's new career.
  • Smooth as a Ken Doll
    Episode 1921 mins
    Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
    Episode 2021 mins
    Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
    Episode 2122 mins
    Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts him to re-examine his sexual identity.
  • Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
    Episode 2222 mins
    Jake has a windfall at the track with Charlie; Alan visits the Department of Motor Vehicles.
  • Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
    Episode 2321 mins
    Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
  • Prostitutes and Gelato
    Episode 2420 mins
    Evelyn's new boyfriend invites Charlie and Alan to Las Vegas.

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