Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Comedy12 SeasonsTV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Working for Caligula
    Working for Caligula
    Episode 122 mins
    Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle; Alan breaks down following his second divorce.
  • Who's Vod Kanockers?
    Who's Vod Kanockers?
    Episode 222 mins
    Charlie tells Alan the truth about his breakup with Mia; a famous neighbor (Steven Tyler) causes trouble.
  • The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
    The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
    Episode 321 mins
    Charlie is convinced he saw his late father while having a near-death experience.
  • A Pot-Smoking Monkey
    A Pot-Smoking Monkey
    Episode 421 mins
    After their split, Alan wants to gain custody of his and Kandi's dog.
  • A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
    A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
    Episode 521 mins
    Herb (Ryan Stiles) and Jake's relationship threatens wedding plans with Judith, so Alan and Charlie take action.
  • Apologies for the Frivolity
    Apologies for the Frivolity
    Episode 620 mins
    Charlie does not realize that his latest girlfriend is a younger version of his mother.
  • Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
    Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
    Episode 721 mins
    Charlie helps Berta confront the man who impregnated her daughter (Sara Rue); Alan satisfies a secret fetish.
  • Release the Dogs
    Release the Dogs
    Episode 822 mins
    Alan takes Charlie's suggestion of a jog on the beach to cure his insomnia; Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the mother of a girl he likes.
  • Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
    Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
    Episode 921 mins
    Charlie and Alan go on a double date, leaving Jake home alone for the first time.
  • Kissing Abraham Lincoln
    Kissing Abraham Lincoln
    Episode 1022 mins
    Charlie must choose between his girlfriend and his housekeeper; Alan looks to sell Kandi's condo, but sex keeps getting in the way.
  • Walnuts and Demerol
    Walnuts and Demerol
    Episode 1121 mins
    Charlie finds himself throwing an unwanted, unplanned holiday party; Evelyn tries to keep Charlie from sleeping with his party date.
  • Castrating Sheep in Montana
    Castrating Sheep in Montana
    Episode 1222 mins
    Berta learns that Alan has been dating her daughter (Sara Rue).
  • Don't Worry, Speed Racer
    Don't Worry, Speed Racer
    Episode 1321 mins
    When Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he often overhears Judith and Herb (Ryan Stiles) making out, it triggers a repressed memory for Charlie.
  • That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
    That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
    Episode 1422 mins
    Charlie has second thoughts after setting Alan up with their new neighbor (guest star Brooke Shields).
  • My Damn Stalker
    My Damn Stalker
    Episode 1522 mins
    Charlie must face his feelings when Rose announces she is moving to London; Alan fudges his online dating profile, only to wind up with a fellow profile-embellisher (Allison Janney).
  • Young People Have Phlegm Too
    Young People Have Phlegm Too
    Episode 1621 mins
    A more mature woman (Morgan Fairchild) helps rebuild Charlie's ego after he becomes insecure about his age.
  • I Merely Slept With a Commie
    I Merely Slept With a Commie
    Episode 1722 mins
    Evelyn makes Charlie and Alan regret saying that she will not have any mourners at her funeral.
  • It Never Rains in Hooterville
    It Never Rains in Hooterville
    Episode 1821 mins
    After realizing that Jake's childhood is almost over, Alan makes a last-minute try at father-son bonding; Kandi embarks on a new career.
  • Smooth as a Ken Doll
    Smooth as a Ken Doll
    Episode 1921 mins
    Charlie gets close to Herb's witty sister, as Judith and Herb's wedding nears.
  • Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
    Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
    Episode 2021 mins
    Alan prepares Jake for Judith's wedding; Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister.
  • Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
    Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
    Episode 2122 mins
    Alan's friendship with a gay single dad prompts both Alan and Charlie to re-examine their sexual identities.
  • Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
    Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
    Episode 2222 mins
    Jake has a windfall when Charlie takes him to the track; Alan finds himself stuck at the Department of Motor Vehicles.
  • Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
    Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'
    Episode 2321 mins
    Charlie loses a woman to the young, handsome handyman (guest star Enrique Iglesias) working at his house.
  • Prostitutes and Gelato
    Prostitutes and Gelato
    Episode 2420 mins
    Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend (Robert Wagner) invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet.
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