Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Comedy12 SeasonsTV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Taterhead Is Our Love Child
    Taterhead Is Our Love Child
    Episode 121 mins
    Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
  • Pie Hole, Herb
    Pie Hole, Herb
    Episode 222 mins
    Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
  • Damn You, Eggs Benedict
    Damn You, Eggs Benedict
    Episode 321 mins
    Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
  • The Flavin' and the Mavin
    The Flavin' and the Mavin
    Episode 421 mins
    Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
  • A Jock Strap in Hell
    A Jock Strap in Hell
    Episode 521 mins
    The guys run into Jake's former teacher (Alicia Witt) who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie; Charlie gives her a room and a job to try and help her out, but things get out of control.
  • It's Always Nazi Week
    It's Always Nazi Week
    Episode 621 mins
    When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
  • Best H.O. Money Can Buy
    Best H.O. Money Can Buy
    Episode 722 mins
    Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
  • Pinocchio's Mouth
    Pinocchio's Mouth
    Episode 821 mins
    Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
  • The Mooch at the Boo
    The Mooch at the Boo
    Episode 921 mins
    Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date, thanks in part to Charlie's car.
  • He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
    He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
    Episode 1021 mins
    When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
  • The Devil's Lube
    The Devil's Lube
    Episode 1122 mins
    When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
  • Thank God for Scoliosis
    Thank God for Scoliosis
    Episode 1220 mins
    Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress, while Alan fights sexual tension with his receptionist.
  • I Think You Offended Don
    I Think You Offended Don
    Episode 1322 mins
    Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father; Jake is in a contentious mood, and Charlie thinks he knows why.
  • David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
    David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
    Episode 1421 mins
    Convinced that Alan is not appreciated by his family, Melissa asks him to live with her and her mother.
  • I'd Like to Start With the Cat
    I'd Like to Start With the Cat
    Episode 1521 mins
    In an attempt to prove he has changed from his old self, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
  • She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
    She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
    Episode 1620 mins
    Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives.
  • The Ocu or the Pado?
    The Ocu or the Pado?
    Episode 1720 mins
    When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
  • My Son's Enormous Head
    My Son's Enormous Head
    Episode 1821 mins
    Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.
  • The Two Finger Rule
    The Two Finger Rule
    Episode 1921 mins
    Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
  • Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
    Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
    Episode 2022 mins
    Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
  • Above Exalted Cyclops
    Above Exalted Cyclops
    Episode 2122 mins
    Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
  • Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
    Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
    Episode 2220 mins
    Alan finds there is not much room for him left in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
  • Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
    Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
    Episode 2320 mins
    When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
  • Baseball Was Better With Steroids
    Baseball Was Better With Steroids
    Episode 2421 mins
    When Charlie finds out that Mia is back in town, he begins to question his relationship with Chelsea; Judith is rushed to the hospital.

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