Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons

TV14

Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher

Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.

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Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Episode 121 mins
Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.
Pie Hole, Herb
Episode 222 mins
Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Episode 321 mins
Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
The Flavin' and the Mavin
Episode 421 mins
Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.
A Jock Strap in Hell
Episode 521 mins
The guys run into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.
It's Always Nazi Week
Episode 621 mins
When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Episode 722 mins
Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.
Pinocchio's Mouth
Episode 821 mins
Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.
The Mooch at the Boo
Episode 921 mins
Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter.
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Episode 1021 mins
When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.
The Devil's Lube
Episode 1122 mins
When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie re-evaluates his own reckless lifestyle.
Thank God for Scoliosis
Episode 1220 mins
Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress.
I Think You Offended Don
Episode 1322 mins
Judith is pregnant with a baby girl, and Alan is convinced he is the father.
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Episode 1421 mins
Melissa thinks Alan is not appreciated by his family.
I'd Like to Start With the Cat
Episode 1521 mins
In an attempt to prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Episode 1620 mins
Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.
The Ocu or the Pado?
Episode 1720 mins
When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.
My Son's Enormous Head
Episode 1821 mins
Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick.
The Two Finger Rule
Episode 1921 mins
Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone.
Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
Episode 2022 mins
Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea.
Above Exalted Cyclops
Episode 2122 mins
Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with Rose.
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Episode 2220 mins
Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.
Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth
Episode 2320 mins
When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.
Baseball Was Better With Steroids
Episode 2421 mins
Charlie begins to question his relationship with Chelsea.

Two and a Half Men

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