Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Comedy12 SeasonsTV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
    Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
    Episode 120 mins
    Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.
  • Media Room Slash Dungeon
    Media Room Slash Dungeon
    Episode 222 mins
    Charlie behaves strangely after an evening with his mother; Alan's date (Janeane Garofalo) reacts oddly after making love.
  • Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
    Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
    Episode 321 mins
    Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.
  • City of Great Racks
    City of Great Racks
    Episode 422 mins
    Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.
  • Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
    Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
    Episode 522 mins
    Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.
  • Help Daddy Find His Toenail
    Help Daddy Find His Toenail
    Episode 621 mins
    Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.
  • Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
    Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
    Episode 721 mins
    Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house, prompting Alan and Jake to move in with Evelyn.
  • Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
    Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
    Episode 820 mins
    Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.
  • Tight's Good
    Tight's Good
    Episode 921 mins
    Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister (Jenny McCarthy).
  • Kinda Like Necrophilia
    Kinda Like Necrophilia
    Episode 1022 mins
    Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high-school girlfriend.
  • Meander to Your Dander
    Meander to Your Dander
    Episode 1122 mins
    Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.
  • A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
    A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
    Episode 1222 mins
    Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
  • The Soil Is Moist
    The Soil Is Moist
    Episode 1320 mins
    Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.
  • Winky-Dink Time
    Winky-Dink Time
    Episode 1422 mins
    Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a prostitute.
  • Rough Night in Hump Junction
    Rough Night in Hump Junction
    Episode 1522 mins
    Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.
  • Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
    Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
    Episode 1622 mins
    Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.
  • Fish in a Drawer
    Fish in a Drawer
    Episode 1721 mins
    A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.
  • If My Hole Could Talk
    If My Hole Could Talk
    Episode 1821 mins
    Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight over a school assignment.
  • Waiting for the Right Snapper
    Waiting for the Right Snapper
    Episode 1922 mins
    Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating and realizes they've met before.

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