Two and a Half Men

S5 E1 • 20m • HDTV14

Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

S5 E2 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

S5 E3 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

S5 E4 • 22m • HDTV14

Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

S5 E5 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

S5 E6 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

S5 E7 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie and Alan butt heads over Alan's place in the house.

S5 E8 • 20m • HDTV14

Charlie finds success as a children's singing star, which makes Alan miserable.

S5 E9 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie tries to resist an attraction to his soon-to-be stepsister.

S5 E10 • 22m • HDTV14

Alan seeks revenge when he discovers that Charlie stole his high school girlfriend.

S5 E11 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie offers Alan pointers on how to break up with a woman.

S5 E12 • 22m • HDTV14

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.

S5 E13 • 20m • HDTV14

Alan's date, who happens to be a friend of his ex, reveals a secret about Judith's sex life.

S5 E14 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie goes with Jake on a double date and sets up Alan with a sex worker.

S5 E15 • 22m • HDTV14

Alan fears that Charlie's womanizing is getting out of control.

S5 E16 • 22m • HDTV14

Alan plans Evelyn's wedding; Charlie pursues his future stepsister.

S5 E17 • 21m • HDTV14

A CSI team investigates a mysterious death at Charlie's house.

S5 E18 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie discovers he is attracted to an older woman who writes self-help books; Jake and Alan fight.

S5 E19 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie tries to resist temptation when he meets the daughter of the woman he's dating.