Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men, A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh

Season 5, Episode 12

Rose comes back from England and takes care of sick Charlie in a very strange way.
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Charlie and Alan try to prepare Jake for his first day of junior high.

Media Room Slash Dungeon
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Charlie reacts oddly after an evening with his mother.

Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
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Charlie lets Alan set him up with a woman his own age.

City of Great Racks
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Although Charlie is getting closer to Linda, he begins to see Rose's face wherever he looks.

Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
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Charlie has to entertain his girlfriend's 4-year-old son; Alan becomes a human guinea pig.

Help Daddy Find His Toenail
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Charlie's girlfriend is embarrassed to be seen with him; Jake sneaks out to go to a concert.

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  • About this Episode
  • Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
  • TV14HD
  • Ratings
    65%66%
  • CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
  • GenreComedy
  • Seasons12
  • StudioWarner Bros

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