Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
TV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • I Changed My Mind About the Milk
    Episode 121 mins
    Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
  • A Big Bag of Dog
    Episode 220 mins
    Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
  • Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
    Episode 321 mins
    Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
  • You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
    Episode 420 mins
    A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
  • That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
    Episode 519 mins
    Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
  • Ferrets, Attack!
    Episode 620 mins
    Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
  • Avoid the Chinese Mustard
    Episode 721 mins
    Walden hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi at the beach house.
  • Something My Gynecologist Said
    Episode 821 mins
    Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him.
  • I Scream When I Pee
    Episode 920 mins
    Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; Walden tries to make Berta's birthday special.
  • One Nut Johnson
    Episode 1021 mins
    Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
  • Give Santa a Tail-Hole
    Episode 1121 mins
    Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
  • Welcome to Alancrest
    Episode 1221 mins
    Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
  • Grab a Feather and Get in Line
    Episode 1321 mins
    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal his true identity.
  • Run Steven Staven! Run!
    Episode 1421 mins
    Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house.
  • Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
    Episode 1520 mins
    When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned.
  • Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
    Episode 1620 mins
    Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance.
  • Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
    Episode 1721 mins
    When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together.
  • The 9:04 From Pemberton
    Episode 1821 mins
    After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
  • Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
    Episode 1921 mins
    Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
  • Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
    Episode 2020 mins
    Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend with her daughter.
  • Another Night With Neil Diamond
    Episode 2120 mins
    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
  • My Bodacious Vidalia
    Episode 2220 mins
    With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma.
  • Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
    Episode 2321 mins
    Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old, but ends up being more interested in her grandmother.

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