Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Comedy12 SeasonsTV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • I Changed My Mind About the Milk
    I Changed My Mind About the Milk
    Episode 121 mins
    Walden plans a surprise for Zoey's birthday.
  • A Big Bag of Dog
    A Big Bag of Dog
    Episode 220 mins
    Walden has a breakdown after his relationship with Zoey ends.
  • Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
    Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt
    Episode 321 mins
    Lyndsey and Alan try to add a little excitement to their love life.
  • You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
    You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For
    Episode 420 mins
    A friend's visiting daughter (Miley Cyrus) makes Walden feel his age.
  • That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
    That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam
    Episode 519 mins
    Walden ignores Alan's warnings and starts dating Rose (Melanie Lynskey).
  • Ferrets, Attack!
    Ferrets, Attack!
    Episode 620 mins
    Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.
  • Avoid the Chinese Mustard
    Avoid the Chinese Mustard
    Episode 721 mins
    When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.
  • Something My Gynecologist Said
    Something My Gynecologist Said
    Episode 821 mins
    Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.
  • I Scream When I Pee
    I Scream When I Pee
    Episode 920 mins
    Alan's famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.
  • One Nut Johnson
    One Nut Johnson
    Episode 1021 mins
    Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.
  • Give Santa a Tail-Hole
    Give Santa a Tail-Hole
    Episode 1121 mins
    Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.
  • Welcome to Alancrest
    Welcome to Alancrest
    Episode 1221 mins
    Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.
  • Grab a Feather and Get in Line
    Grab a Feather and Get in Line
    Episode 1321 mins
    Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.
  • Run Steven Staven! Run!
    Run Steven Staven! Run!
    Episode 1421 mins
    Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.
  • Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
    Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It
    Episode 1520 mins
    When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.
  • Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
    Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby
    Episode 1620 mins
    Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.
  • Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
    Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries
    Episode 1721 mins
    When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.
  • The 9:04 From Pemberton
    The 9:04 From Pemberton
    Episode 1821 mins
    After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.
  • Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
    Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon
    Episode 1921 mins
    Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.
  • Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
    Bazinga! That's From a TV Show
    Episode 2020 mins
    Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.
  • Another Night With Neil Diamond
    Another Night With Neil Diamond
    Episode 2120 mins
    Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.
  • My Bodacious Vidalia
    My Bodacious Vidalia
    Episode 2220 mins
    With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.
  • Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
    Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped
    Episode 2321 mins
    Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.

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