Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • 818-jklpuzo
    Episode 122 mins
    Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.
  • Whipped Unto the Third Generation
    Episode 220 mins
    Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.
  • Mmm, Fish. Yum
    Episode 320 mins
    Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.
  • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
    Episode 420 mins
    Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.
  • For the Sake of the Child
    Episode 522 mins
    After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.
  • Give Me Your Thumb
    Episode 621 mins
    Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.
  • Untainted by Filth
    Episode 722 mins
    Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.
  • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
    Episode 820 mins
    Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.
  • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
    Episode 921 mins
    Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.
  • That's Why They Call It Ball Room
    Episode 1020 mins
    Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.
  • Warning, It's Dirty
    Episode 1119 mins
    Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.
  • Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
    Episode 1222 mins
    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.
  • Yay, No Polyps!
    Episode 1321 mins
    Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.
  • Crude and Uncalled For
    Episode 1421 mins
    A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.
  • Aye, Aye, Captain
    Episode 1522 mins
    Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.
  • Tinkle Like a Princess
    Episode 1621 mins
    After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.
  • I Found Your Mustache
    Episode 1721 mins
    Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.
  • Ixnay on the Oggie Day
    Episode 1821 mins
    Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.
  • Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave
    Episode 1918 mins
    Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.
  • I Called Him Magoo
    Episode 2021 mins
    Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.
  • Gumby With a Pokey
    Episode 2121 mins
    While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.
  • This Is Not Gonna End Well
    Episode 2221 mins
    Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

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