Two and a Half Men
Warner Bros
Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
TV14
Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.

  • 818-jklpuzo

    Episode 1 - 22 mins
    Charlie must decide between his fiancee, Chelsea, and his former girlfriend, Mia.

  • Whipped Unto the Third Generation

    Episode 2 - 20 mins
    Charlie's house is taken over by women when Chelsea convinces him to let Alan's girlfriend move in.

  • Mmm, Fish. Yum

    Episode 3 - 20 mins
    Jake uses an incriminating picture to blackmail Charlie.

  • Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator

    Episode 4 - 20 mins
    Alan takes a job working for Evelyn; Charlie must mend Chelsea and Jake's rocky relationship.

  • For the Sake of the Child

    Episode 5 - 22 mins
    After they embarrass him in public, Jake refuses to stay with Charlie and Alan.

  • Give Me Your Thumb

    Episode 6 - 21 mins
    Alan suggests that Chelsea get breast-reduction surgery, and Charlie kicks him out.

  • Untainted by Filth

    Episode 7 - 22 mins
    Charlie and Alan wake up together in bed with a strange woman.

  • Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.

    Episode 8 - 20 mins
    Chelsea tries to help her beautiful college roommate get over a bad breakup.

  • Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair

    Episode 9 - 21 mins
    Charlie discovers he has not been satisfying Chelsea; Alan attempts to cure his thinning hair.

  • That's Why They Call It Ball Room

    Episode 10 - 20 mins
    Charlie discovers that Chelsea has not been completely honest about her finances.

  • Warning, It's Dirty

    Episode 11 - 19 mins
    Charlie coaches Jake on the art of infidelity while his girlfriend is away for Christmas.

  • Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste

    Episode 12 - 22 mins
    Jake writes love songs to woo his ex-girlfriend; Herb and Alan hide their secret friendship.

  • Yay, No Polyps!

    Episode 13 - 21 mins
    Charlie undergoes a colonoscopy to avoid a trip to see Chelsea's bigoted parents.

  • Crude and Uncalled For

    Episode 14 - 21 mins
    A bar fight lands Alan in jail; Charlie worries that Chelsea is interested someone else.

  • Aye, Aye, Captain

    Episode 15 - 22 mins
    Charlie's relationship with Chelsea is threatened by his jealousy.

  • Tinkle Like a Princess

    Episode 16 - 21 mins
    After running off to Las Vegas, Charlie returns with a new wife.

  • I Found Your Mustache

    Episode 17 - 21 mins
    Charlie and Chelsea have a post-breakup one-night stand.

  • Ixnay on the Oggie Day

    Episode 18 - 21 mins
    Charlie has a return engagement with Gail; Alan has a surprising effect on a female patient.

  • Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave

    Episode 19 - 18 mins
    Jake's new friend, Eldridge, is a bad influence; Alan likes Eldrigdge's attractive mother.

  • I Called Him Magoo

    Episode 20 - 21 mins
    Alan tries for an intimate night at a hotel with his new girlfriend.

  • Gumby With a Pokey

    Episode 21 - 21 mins
    While Alan and Jake are away on a road trip, Charlie is visited by the ghosts of his ex-girlfriends.

  • This Is Not Gonna End Well

    Episode 22 - 21 mins
    Charlie's license is suspended; Alan plans to go to Chelsea's birthday party.

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