Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
TV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Pilot
    Episode 123 mins
    Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.
  • Big Flappy Bastards
    Episode 221 mins
    Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room.
  • Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
    Episode 321 mins
    One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
  • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
    Episode 421 mins
    Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.
  • The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
    Episode 518 mins
    Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
  • Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
    Episode 621 mins
    After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.
  • If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
    Episode 721 mins
    For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
    Episode 819 mins
    Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.
  • Phase One, Complete
    Episode 921 mins
    Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.
  • Merry Thanksgiving
    Episode 1021 mins
    In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
    Episode 1120 mins
    Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.
  • Camel Filters and Pheremones
    Episode 1221 mins
    The housekeeper's sexy teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.
  • Sarah Like Puny Alan
    Episode 1320 mins
    Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.
  • I Can't Afford Hyenas
    Episode 1420 mins
    Charlie's accountant (Richard Lewis) tries to explain his financial woes.
  • Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
    Episode 1521 mins
    Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie (Jenna Elfman).
  • That Was Saliva, Alan
    Episode 1621 mins
    Frankie (Jenna Elfman) divulges her big secret, then falls for one of the brothers.
  • Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
    Episode 1720 mins
    Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • An Old Flame With a New Wick
    Episode 1821 mins
    Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
    Episode 1919 mins
    Judith's sister (Teri Hatcher) hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party.
  • Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
    Episode 2021 mins
    After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.
  • No Sniffing, No Wowing
    Episode 2121 mins
    Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.
  • My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
    Episode 2220 mins
    Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.
  • Just Like Buffalo
    Episode 2321 mins
    Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
  • Can You Feel My Finger?
    Episode 2421 mins
    A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

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