Two and a Half Men

S1 E1 • 23m • HDTV14

Charlie discovers that a man raising a 10-year-old boy attracts the attention of women.

S1 E2 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room.

S1 E3 • 21m • HDTV14

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

S1 E4 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan tries to take over the housework after his neurotic demands scare away Charlie's cleaning lady.

S1 E5 • 18m • HDTV14

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

S1 E6 • 21m • HDTV14

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

S1 E7 • 21m • HDTV14

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

S1 E8 • 19m • HDTV14

Charlie uses his ability to write jingles to produce Jake's school musical.

S1 E9 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie suspects a woman is using Evelyn and Jake to get to him.

S1 E10 • 21m • HDTV14

In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

S1 E11 • 20m • HDTV14

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau.

S1 E12 • 21m • HDTV14

The housekeeper's beautiful teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

S1 E13 • 20m • HDTV14

Charlie drags his ailing brother to a men's steam room.

S1 E14 • 20m • HDTV14

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store.

S1 E15 • 21m • HDTV14

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

S1 E16 • 21m • HDTV14

Frankie reveals why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

S1 E17 • 20m • HDTV14

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

S1 E18 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

S1 E19 • 19m • HDTV14

Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

S1 E20 • 21m • HDTV14

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

S1 E21 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's settlement by sleeping with his attorney.

S1 E22 • 20m • HDTV14

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking.

S1 E23 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie tries to get Judith to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

S1 E24 • 21m • HDTV14

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.