Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Comedy12 SeasonsTV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Pilot
    Pilot
    Episode 123 mins
    Charlie's life turns upside down when his brother and nephew move in; at the supermarket, Charlie discovers he can use 10-year-old Jake to attract women.
  • Big Flappy Bastards
    Big Flappy Bastards
    Episode 221 mins
    Charlie doesn't know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of sea gulls into his room; Judith surprises Alan when he goes home to fix her sprinklers.
  • Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
    Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
    Episode 321 mins
    One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.
  • If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
    If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
    Episode 421 mins
    Alan offers to help get Charlie's cleaning lady back if Charlie can get Jake ready to go out to dinner with his mother.
  • The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
    The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump
    Episode 518 mins
    Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.
  • Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
    Did You Check With the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
    Episode 621 mins
    After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up; Charlie teaches Jake a lesson about screening telephone calls from women.
  • If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
    If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
    Episode 721 mins
    For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.
  • Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
    Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful
    Episode 819 mins
    Charlie realizes Jake's classmates know the words to all of his jingles, and he is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.
  • Phase One, Complete
    Phase One, Complete
    Episode 921 mins
    Jake and Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.
  • Merry Thanksgiving
    Merry Thanksgiving
    Episode 1021 mins
    In an attempt to prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa (Denise Richards) over for Thanksgiving dinner.
  • Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
    Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
    Episode 1120 mins
    Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.
  • Camel Filters and Pheremones
    Camel Filters and Pheremones
    Episode 1221 mins
    The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake.
  • Sarah Like Puny Alan
    Sarah Like Puny Alan
    Episode 1320 mins
    Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.
  • I Can't Afford Hyenas
    I Can't Afford Hyenas
    Episode 1420 mins
    Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store. Richard Lewis guest stars.
  • Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
    Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
    Episode 1521 mins
    Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie. Guest star: Jenna Elfman.
  • That Was Saliva, Alan
    That Was Saliva, Alan
    Episode 1621 mins
    Frankie tells Charlie and Alan why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.
  • Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
    Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
    Episode 1720 mins
    Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.
  • An Old Flame With a New Wick
    An Old Flame With a New Wick
    Episode 1821 mins
    Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man (Chris O'Donnell).
  • I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
    I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
    Episode 1919 mins
    Judith's sister, Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher), hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.
  • Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
    Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
    Episode 2021 mins
    After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • No Sniffing, No Wowing
    No Sniffing, No Wowing
    Episode 2121 mins
    Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura (Heather Locklear).
  • My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
    My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
    Episode 2220 mins
    Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist (Jane Lynch).
  • Just Like Buffalo
    Just Like Buffalo
    Episode 2321 mins
    Charlie tries to sweet talk Judith's divorcee support-group into letting Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.
  • Can You Feel My Finger?
    Can You Feel My Finger?
    Episode 2421 mins
    A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

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