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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.
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Two and a Half Men

Comedy· 12 Seasons· 262 Episodes· TV Series· 2003·TV-14

In the comedy Two and a Half Men, uptight Alan Harper and his son Jake are forced to move in with Alan's hedonistic brother Charlie in Charlie's Malibu beachfront house. Charlie's freewheeling bachelor lifestyle is upended by the presence of his straight-laced brother and the young boy. Charlie's housekeeper Berta, Alan's ex-wife Judith, Charlie and Alan's narcissistic mother Evelyn, Charlie's stalker neighbor Rose, and in later seasons, internet billionaire Walden Schmidt round out the cast.
Starring: John Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher, Angus T. Jones, Conchata Ferrell, Holland Taylor
Creators: Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
Executive Producers: Chuck Lorre, Kim Tannenbaum, Eric Tannenbaum

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Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
S1 E1 • 23M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie Harper’s lifestyle is interrupted when his brother, Alan, arrives unexpectedly.

Big Flappy Bastards
S1 E2 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie does not know how to discipline Jake for luring a flock of seagulls into his room.

Go East On Sunset Until You Reach The Gates Of Hell
S1 E3 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

One drink too many emboldens the brothers to stand up to their controlling mother.

If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going To Take A Nap
S1 E4 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

A comedy about men who create a little family unit that promises to make each of them a better man.

The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up with a Hump
S1 E5 • 18M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie and Alan meet several women while attending one of Jake's soccer games.

Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
S1 E6 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

After Evelyn's new beau dumps her, Charlie and Alan enlist Jake to cheer her up.

If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake
S1 E7 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

For a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of Charlie's female friend.

Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without A Snootful
S1 E8 • 19M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie is inspired to craft the fourth-grade musical with unusual results.

Phase One, Complete
S1 E9 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Jake & Evelyn befriend one of Charlie's one-night stands, causing her to stay longer than expected.

Merry Thanksgiving
S1 E10 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

To prove that he is a family man, Charlie invites Lisa over for Thanksgiving dinner.

Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
S1 E11 • 20M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy.

Camel Filters And Pheromones
S1 E12 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

The housekeeper's beautiful teenage granddaughter attracts the guys' attention.

Sarah Like Puny Alan
S1 E13 • 20M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then tries to help him get rid of his flu symptoms.

I Can't Afford Hyenas
S1 E14 • 20M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie realizes he's broke when his credit card is declined at the grocery store.

Round One To The Hot Crazy Chick
S1 E15 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Against Alan's judgment, Charlie falls for a seemingly crazy woman named Frankie.

That Was Saliva, Alan
S1 E16 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Frankie reveals why she and her daughter are on the run; Frankie's daughter has a crush on Jake.

Ate The Hamburgers, Wearing The Hats
S1 E17 • 20M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan offends Charlie by choosing harebrained cousins as Jake's guardians in the event of his death.

An Old Flame with a New Wick
S1 E18 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie is stunned to learn his ex-girlfriend is now a man.

I Remember The Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
S1 E19 • 19M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Judith's sister, Liz, hits on Alan at Jake's birthday party; Evelyn prefers alcohol to cake.

Hey, I Can Pee Outside In The Dark
S1 E20 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

After trying a father/son talk, Alan and Judith decide to take a moody Jake to a therapist.

No Sniffing, No Wowing
S1 E21 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie jeopardizes Alan's divorce settlement by sleeping with his attorney, Laura.

My Doctor Has A Cow Puppet
S1 E22 • 20M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie attempts to cure Alan of his recent bout of sleepwalking; Jake sees a therapist.

Just Like Buffalo
S1 E23 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie must cajole Judith's support group to let Jake continue to spend weekends at his place.

Can You Feel My Finger?
S1 E24 • 21M • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

A pregnancy scare has Charlie heading to the doctor for a vasectomy.

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Two and a Half Men Cast

Jon Cryer

Alan Harper

Angus T. Jones

Jake Harper

Charlie Sheen

Charlie Harper

Ashton Kutcher

Walden Schmidt

Conchata Ferrell

Berta

Holland Taylor

Evelyn Harper

Marin Hinkle

Judith Harper

Melanie Lynskey

Rose

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