Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Comedy12 SeasonsTV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
    Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
    Episode 121 mins
    Jake goes to live with Judith and Herb after learning that Alan has been dating Eldridge's mom; Charlie decides to cut back on his drinking.
  • A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
    A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
    Episode 221 mins
    When Lindsey asks Alan to move in with her, Charlie will do anything to get him to agree to it.
  • A Pudding-Filled Cactus
    A Pudding-Filled Cactus
    Episode 321 mins
    After moving in with Lyndsey, Alan continues to have a rendezvous with Melissa at Charlie's house.
  • Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
    Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
    Episode 421 mins
    Lyndsey and Eldridge move into Charlie's house after their home burns down.
  • The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
    The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
    Episode 521 mins
    Alan pretends to be Charlie when he goes out on the town; Charlie sneaks off for cosmetic surgery.
  • Twanging Your Magic Clanger
    Twanging Your Magic Clanger
    Episode 621 mins
    Charlie has difficulty dealing with dating a slightly older woman.
  • The Crazy Bitch Gazette
    The Crazy Bitch Gazette
    Episode 719 mins
    Charlie's girlfriend gets fed up with his stalker, Rose.
  • Springtime on a Stick
    Springtime on a Stick
    Episode 821 mins
    Charlie and Alan try to set Evelyn up with the pharmacist, Russell.
  • A Good Time in Central Africa
    A Good Time in Central Africa
    Episode 921 mins
    Charlie falls for the woman who replaces Berta on her days off; Alan thinks Lyndsey's ex-husband is stalking him.
  • Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
    Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
    Episode 1019 mins
    Charlie goes on a spending spree for old fling Courtney when she shows up after being in prison for three years.
  • Dead From the Waist Down
    Dead From the Waist Down
    Episode 1121 mins
    Ashamed that he can't afford to buy a birthday present for Lyndsey, Alan gets creative.
  • Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
    Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
    Episode 1221 mins
    Depressed after his breakup from Courtney (Jenny McCarthy), Charlie goes to see his psychiatrist (Jane Lynch).
  • Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
    Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
    Episode 1321 mins
    Alan feels paranoid when Lyndsey becomes friendly with Charlie.
  • Looking' for Japanese Subs
    Looking' for Japanese Subs
    Episode 1421 mins
    Charlie begins stalking Rose (Melanie Lynskey); Alan becomes concerned when Eldridge and Jake begin videotaping dangerous stunts.
  • Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
    Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
    Episode 1521 mins
    Charlie and Rose continue their affair; Alan's business becomes a Ponzi scheme.
  • That Darn Priest
    That Darn Priest
    Episode 1620 mins
    Rose discovers Alan's Ponzi scheme; Alan meets Rose's "husband"; Charlie tries to get time alone with Rose.

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