Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Comedy12 SeasonsTV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    Episode 121 mins
    After saying goodbye to the late Charlie Harper, Alan meets Walden Schmidt (Ashton Kutcher), a broken-hearted billionaire.
  • People Who Love Peepholes
    People Who Love Peepholes
    Episode 221 mins
    Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    Episode 320 mins
    Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget (Judy Greer); Jake decides to drop out of school like Walden did.
  • Nine Magic Fingers
    Nine Magic Fingers
    Episode 421 mins
    Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
    A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
    Episode 520 mins
    Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
  • The Squat and the Hover
    The Squat and the Hover
    Episode 621 mins
    Depressed after receiving divorce papers, Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to his ex, Bridget (Judy Greer).
  • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
    Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
    Episode 719 mins
    Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden; Alan becomes obsessed with the journal his brother left him in his will.
  • Thank You for the Intercourse
    Thank You for the Intercourse
    Episode 821 mins
    Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
  • Frodo's Headshots
    Frodo's Headshots
    Episode 921 mins
    After being released from the hospital, Alan is confronted with challenges that test his mental stability.
  • A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
    A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
    Episode 1021 mins
    Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
  • What a Lovely Landing Strip
    What a Lovely Landing Strip
    Episode 1120 mins
    Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    Episode 1221 mins
    Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
  • Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
    Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
    Episode 1320 mins
    When Walden's mother (Mimi Rogers) and ex-wife (Judy Greer) try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
  • A Possum on Chemo
    A Possum on Chemo
    Episode 1420 mins
    Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
  • The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
    The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
    Episode 1521 mins
    Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
  • Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
    Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
    Episode 1620 mins
    When a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day, conflict brews and relationships are strained.
  • Not in My Mouth!
    Not in My Mouth!
    Episode 1719 mins
    A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship; Alan thinks Lyndsey may have a drinking problem.
  • The War Against Gingivitis
    The War Against Gingivitis
    Episode 1821 mins
    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
  • Palmdale, Ech
    Palmdale, Ech
    Episode 1921 mins
    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
  • Grandma's Pie
    Grandma's Pie
    Episode 2021 mins
    Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife (Judy Greer); Lyndsey and Alan grapple with their mothers' new relationship.
  • Mr. Hose Says Yes
    Mr. Hose Says Yes
    Episode 2121 mins
    Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
  • Why We Gave Up Women
    Why We Gave Up Women
    Episode 2221 mins
    When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
  • The Straw in My Donut Hole
    The Straw in My Donut Hole
    Episode 2321 mins
    Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love and affection he receives upon his return from the hospital.
  • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
    Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
    Episode 2421 mins
    Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

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