Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
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Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.
  • Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
    Episode 1 - 21 mins
    Alan and Jake meet Walden Schmidt, a broken-hearted billionaire.
  • People Who Love Peepholes
    Episode 2 - 21 mins
    Walden's ex-wife, Bridget (Judy Greer), turns up.
  • Big Girls Don't Throw Food
    Episode 3 - 20 mins
    Alan helps Walden get ready for a date with Bridget; Jake decides to drop out of school.
  • Nine Magic Fingers
    Episode 4 - 21 mins
    Walden searches for love; Alan encounters a chance to reconcile with Lyndsey.
  • A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
    Episode 5 - 20 mins
    Alan tries to come to terms with Lyndsey's past; Walden throws a party at the house.
  • The Squat and the Hover
    Episode 6 - 21 mins
    Depressed Walden cheers up when he meets a woman who looks very similar to Bridget.
  • Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
    Episode 7 - 19 mins
    Jake has feelings for his chemistry tutor, but she has a crush on Walden.
  • Thank You for the Intercourse
    Episode 8 - 21 mins
    Alan becomes extremely emotional when Walden redecorates the beach house.
  • Frodo's Headshots
    Episode 9 - 21 mins
    After being released from the hospital, Alan faces challenges that test his mental stability.
  • A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
    Episode 10 - 21 mins
    Walden meets an attractive British woman but remains hesitant to start dating.
  • What a Lovely Landing Strip
    Episode 11 - 20 mins
    Bridget (Judy Greer) reappears in Walden's life as he is trying to impress a new love interest.
  • One False Move, Zimbabwe!
    Episode 12 - 21 mins
    Alan develops a crush on Walden's visiting mother; a secret comes out about Walden's past.
  • Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
    Episode 13 - 20 mins
    When Walden's mother and ex-wife try to take over his company, he turns to Alan for help.
  • A Possum on Chemo
    Episode 14 - 20 mins
    Zoey tries to convince Walden to cut his hair and shave; Alan and Lyndsey revive their relationship.
  • The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
    Episode 15 - 21 mins
    Walden tries to loosen Zooey up by sharing some of Berta's special brownies.
  • Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
    Episode 16 - 20 mins
    Conflict arises when a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine's Day.
  • Not in My Mouth!
    Episode 17 - 19 mins
    A near-death experience has an adverse effect on Zoey and Walden's relationship.
  • The War Against Gingivitis
    Episode 18 - 21 mins
    Walden's ex-business partner shows up at the beach house looking to make peace.
  • Palmdale, Ech
    Episode 19 - 21 mins
    Alan and Lyndsey introduce their mothers; Jake and Eldridge get a ride from Walden to a party.
  • Grandma's Pie
    Episode 20 - 21 mins
    Walden tells Zoey that he will be going into business with his ex-wife.
  • Mr. Hose Says Yes
    Episode 21 - 21 mins
    Zoey and her daughter move in with Walden; Alan gets more than he bargained for with Lyndsey.
  • Why We Gave Up Women
    Episode 22 - 21 mins
    When Alan has a heart attack, Charlie's ghost (Kathy Bates) visits him.
  • The Straw in My Donut Hole
    Episode 23 - 21 mins
    Zoey isn't convinced Alan deserves all the love he receives upon his return from the hospital.
  • Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
    Episode 24 - 21 mins
    Jake graduates and must decide what to do with his life.

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