Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher

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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.
  • The Ol' Mexican Spinach
    Episode 1 - 21 mins
    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
  • A Chic Bar in Ibiza
    Episode 2 - 21 mins
    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
  • Glamping in a Yurt
    Episode 3 - 21 mins
    Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.
  • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
    Episode 4 - 21 mins
    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
  • Oontz Oontz Oontz
    Episode 5 - 21 mins
    Walden takes in a foster child named Louis, but they don't bond as he expected.
  • Alan Shot a Little Girl
    Episode 6 - 21 mins
    Alan starts breaking Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.
  • Sex With an Animated Ed Asner
    Episode 7 - 21 mins
    Walden and Alan befriend three moms, but things get complicated when Walden falls for one of them.
  • Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
    Episode 8 - 21 mins
    Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
  • Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
    Episode 9 - 21 mins
    Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house.
  • Here I Come, Pants!
    Episode 10 - 21 mins
    Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker makes a discovery.
  • For Whom the Booty Calls
    Episode 11 - 21 mins
    When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he finds it to be a nice getaway from Alan.
  • A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
    Episode 12 - 21 mins
    Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker.
  • Boompa Loved His Hookers
    Episode 13 - 21 mins
    Walden fears that breaking up with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Lyndsey asks Alan to move in.
  • Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
    Episode 14 - 20 mins
    When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift.
  • Of Course He's Dead
    Episode 15 - 18 mins
    Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.
  • Of Course He's Dead
    Episode 16 - 21 mins
    Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

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