Two and a Half Men
Warner Bros
Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

65%Comedy12 Seasons
TV14
Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
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A bachelor’s freewheeling life is turned upside down when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beachfront house.

  • The Ol' Mexican Spinach

    Episode 1 - 21 mins
    After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

  • A Chic Bar in Ibiza

    Episode 2 - 21 mins
    Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

  • Glamping in a Yurt

    Episode 3 - 21 mins
    Alan and Walden must be perceived as a loving couple during a meeting with a social worker.

  • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

    Episode 4 - 21 mins
    A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

  • Oontz Oontz Oontz

    Episode 5 - 21 mins
    Walden takes in a foster child named Louis, but they don't bond as he expected.

  • Alan Shot a Little Girl

    Episode 6 - 21 mins
    Alan starts breaking Walden's rules so he can keep up an appearance of being cool in front of Louis.

  • Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

    Episode 7 - 21 mins
    Walden and Alan befriend three moms, but things get complicated when Walden falls for one of them.

  • Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

    Episode 8 - 21 mins
    Alan and Walden are determined to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

  • Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

    Episode 9 - 21 mins
    Walden discovers how difficult it is to be with women with Louis in the house.

  • Here I Come, Pants!

    Episode 10 - 21 mins
    Alan tries to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker makes a discovery.

  • For Whom the Booty Calls

    Episode 11 - 21 mins
    When Walden joins a support group for adoptive fathers, he finds it to be a nice getaway from Alan.

  • A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

    Episode 12 - 21 mins
    Walden worries that Louis' adoption will be impacted when Alan breaks up with their social worker.

  • Boompa Loved His Hookers

    Episode 13 - 21 mins
    Walden fears that breaking up with Ms. McMartin will become an issue; Lyndsey asks Alan to move in.

  • Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

    Episode 14 - 20 mins
    When their divorce becomes official, Walden offers Alan a gift.

  • Of Course He's Dead

    Episode 15 - 18 mins
    Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

  • Of Course He's Dead

    Episode 16 - 21 mins
    Details regarding Charlie Harper are revealed.

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