Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men

Comedy12 SeasonsTV14
Jon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
Chiropractor and single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie.
  • Nangnangnangnang
    Nangnangnangnang
    Episode 121 mins
    Charlie's 25-year-old daughter arrives at the beach house, hoping to get to know her family.
  • I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
    I Think I Banged Lucille Ball
    Episode 221 mins
    Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her wealthy boyfriend, Marty (Carl Reiner).
  • This Unblessed Biscuit
    This Unblessed Biscuit
    Episode 321 mins
    When Berta hurts her back at work, Alan and Walden think she should retire.
  • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
    Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank
    Episode 421 mins
    Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends; Alan's illicit affair with Lyndsey is jeopardized.
  • Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
    Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003
    Episode 521 mins
    Alan tries to find out what Lyndsey's boyfriend has over him; Walden helps Jenny pursue her acting career.
  • Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
    Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants
    Episode 620 mins
    Alan wants to set up a date with Lynda Carter once he learns Walden knows her; Walden begrudgingly agrees to invite Lynda over for dinner.
  • Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
    Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie
    Episode 721 mins
    Lyndsey's jealousy disrupts Walden's and Alan's dates with beautiful women.
  • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
    Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room
    Episode 821 mins
    When Alan and Lyndsey's affair puts Walden in danger, he is forced to accept Rose's (Melanie Lynskey) help.
  • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
    Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer
    Episode 921 mins
    Walden goes on a date with an accident-prone model; Alan's date reveals surprising personal information.
  • On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
    On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!
    Episode 1021 mins
    Jake sends Alan a Japanese delicacy; the house comes alive with questionable Christmas lyrics.
  • Tazed in the Lady Nuts
    Tazed in the Lady Nuts
    Episode 1121 mins
    Walden teams up with a beautiful former employee (Odette Annable) on a new project; Alan gives Jenny advice about her girlfriend (Aly Michalka).
  • Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
    Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.
    Episode 1221 mins
    Lyndsey's boyfriend sets Alan up on a date; Walden wants to help Nicole with her project so she will have time to date him.
  • Bite Me, Supreme Court
    Bite Me, Supreme Court
    Episode 1321 mins
    Marty Pepper (Carl Reiner) proposes to Evelyn; Alan and Walden plan a bachelor party for Marty.
  • Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
    Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe
    Episode 1421 mins
    Alan finds out that Lyndsey broke up with Larry without telling him; Walden tries to prove he is a man's man.
  • Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
    Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin
    Episode 1521 mins
    Alan asks Lyndsey to choose between him and Larry; Jenny worries that she and Brooke are growing apart.
  • How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
    How to Get Rid of Alan Harper
    Episode 1621 mins
    Walden thinks his girlfriend is cheating on him; Alan starts dating Larry's sister, Gretchen (Kimberly Williams-Paisley).
  • Welcome Home, Jake
    Welcome Home, Jake
    Episode 1721 mins
    Lyndsey finds out about Alan's relationship with Gretchen; Walden has a difficult time telling Barry to find his own place.
  • West Side Story
    West Side Story
    Episode 1821 mins
    Walden's ex-girlfriend invites him to her boutique opening; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's home.
  • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
    Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang
    Episode 1922 mins
    After reconnecting with Kate, Walden becomes convinced she is the one for him -- until he meets a woman named Vivian (Mila Kunis).
  • Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
    Lotta Delis in Little Armenia
    Episode 2021 mins
    Alan finds an opportunity to make money; Walden addresses his co-dependency issues.
  • Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
    Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot
    Episode 2121 mins
    Gretchen insists that Alan reveal his true identity to Larry; Walden, Barry and Jenny go on a road trip.
  • Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
    Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead
    Episode 2221 mins
    Alan must face the consequences after revealing his identity to Larry.
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