Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men, Dam You, Eggs Benedict

Season 6, Episode 3

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

Watch Full Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 6

Taterhead Is Our Love Child
S6 E1 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie finds that one of his former girlfriends has a son who looks a lot like him.

Pie Hole, Herb
S6 E2 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan crosses a line when he tries to get back money that he lent Charlie.

Dam You, Eggs Benedict
S6 E3 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.

The Flavin' And The Mavin'
S6 E4 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan awaits disaster as Charlie romances Alan's sweet receptionist.

A Jock Strap In Hell
S6 E5 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

The guys bump into Jake's former teacher who became a stripper after a fling with Charlie.

It's Always Nazi Week
S6 E6 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

When Judith kicks Herb to the curb, Alan comes knocking.

Best H.O. Money Can Buy
S6 E7 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan tries to escape Judith's clutches as Charlie and Herb go on the prowl.

Pinocchio's Mouth
S6 E8 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie has trouble adjusting when his new girlfriend asks him to spend the night at her place.

The Mooch At The Boo
S6 E9 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie is left to cover when Jake disappears with the neighbor's daughter; Alan scores a hot date.

He Smelled The Ham, He Got Excited
S6 E10 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

When Evelyn offers to pay for Jake's college education, Alan wonders if he ever needs to work again.

The Devil's Lube
S6 E11 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

When one of Charlie's old partners in crime dies, Charlie reevaluates his own reckless lifestyle.

Thank God For Scoliosis
S6 E12 • 20m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie and Jake fight for the affections of a waitress; Alan fights sexual tension elsewhere.

I Think You Offended Don
S6 E13 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Judith's pregnant and Alan is convinced that he's the father.

David Copperfield Slipped Me A Roofie
S6 E14 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Convinced that Alan's family doesn't appreciate him, Melissa asks Alan to live with her and her mom.

I'd Like to Start with the Cat
S6 E15 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

To prove he has changed, Charlie agrees to go with Chelsea to couples counseling.

She'll Still Be Dead At Halftime
S6 E16 • 20m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea arrives.

The 'Ocu' Or The 'Pado'?
S6 E17 • 20m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea, her response is nothing like what he'd expected.

My Son's Enormous Head
S6 E18 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie fights the urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her.

The Two Finger Rule
S6 E19 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Chelsea finds nude pictures of another woman on Charlie’s phone.

Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau
S6 E20 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Evelyn finally meets Chelsea and Charlie - then tries to prevent them from becoming friends.

Above Exalted Cyclops
S6 E21 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Chelsea sets Alan up on a blind date with her new friend Rose

Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
S6 E22 • 20m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan finds there’s not much room for him in the house when Charlie reluctantly lets Chelsea move in.

Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
S6 E23 • 20m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

When Chelsea and Alan become best friends, Charlie tries to take advantage of the situation.

Baseball Was Better with Steroids
S6 E24 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie questions his relationship with Chelsea when he hears that Mia is back in town.

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  • About this Episode
  • Charlie attempts to cook, Alan tries to date two women at the same time, and Jake samples beer.
  • Ratings
  • CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
  • GenreComedy
  • Seasons12
  • StudioWarner Bros

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