Two and a Half Men

Two and a Half Men, That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite

Season 3, Episode 24

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.
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Watch Full Episodes of Two and a Half Men Season 3

Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
S3 E1 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
S3 E2 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew.

Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
S3 E3 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
S3 E4 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

We Called It Mr. Pinky
S3 E5 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

Hi, Mr. Horned One
S3 E6 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie likes dating Isabella, until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
S3 E7 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

That Voodoo That I Do Do
S3 E8 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

Madame and Her Special Friend
S3 E9 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

A wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.

Something Salted and Twisted
S3 E10 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate a newspaper article about him.

Santa's Village of the Damned
S3 E11 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

That Special Tug
S3 E12 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
S3 E13 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
S3 E14 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie plans a romantic date with Mia in hopes of consummating their relationship.

My Tongue Is Meat
S3 E15 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie sneaks cigars, beer and burgers behind Mia's back.

Ergo, the Booty Call
S3 E16 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

The Unfortunate Little Schnauser
S3 E17 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.

The Spit-Covered Cobbler
S3 E18 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Paying his young girlfriend's bills financially straps Alan.

Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
S3 E19 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Kandi moves in with Alan, causing tension in the house.

Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
S3 E20 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan tries to win Kandi back, and Charlie sleeps with her mom.

And the Plot Moistens
S3 E21 • 21m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Alan finds that he has more in common with Jake's teacher than with Kandi.

Just Once with Aunt Sophie
S3 E22 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

Arguments for the Quickie
S3 E23 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie's former girlfriend returns with an unexpected request.

That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
S3 E24 • 22m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.

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  • About this Episode
  • Watch Two and a Half Men. Single father Alan Harper lives in a beachfront house with divorced internet billionaire Walden Schmidt, who bought the house following the untimely death of Alan's brother, Charlie. Stream full episodes of Two and a Half Men and more comedy tv shows on Peacock.
  • TV14HD
  • Ratings
    65%66%
  • CastJon Cryer, Charlie Sheen, Ashton Kutcher
  • GenreComedy
  • Seasons12
  • StudioWarner Bros

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