Two and a Half Men, Hi, Mr. Horned One

S3 E1 • 22m • HDTV14

After Alan falls off the roof, Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend.

S3 E2 • 22m • HDTV14

Alan must see the school principal over a picture Jake drew and calls Charlie to watch over the boy.

S3 E3 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie organizes an intervention to keep Alan from reuniting with Judith.

S3 E4 • 22m • HDTV14

Berta moves into Charlie's house for a few days and plays one brother against the other.

S3 E5 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie responds inappropriately to a woman's declaration of love.

S3 E6 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie likes dating Isabella until she threatens to put a curse on his manhood.

S3 E7 • 22m • HDTV14

Rose's father confronts Charlie about his intentions toward Rose.

S3 E8 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie cons Jake into taking ballet lessons in order to get close to the teacher.

S3 E9 • 22m • HDTV14

A wealthy, elderly woman sets her sights on Alan.

S3 E10 • 22m • HDTV14

Alan organizes a dinner to celebrate a complimentary article, but his mother is not impressed.

S3 E11 • 22m • HDTV14

Alan dates a controlling woman who takes over the house during the Christmas holidays.

S3 E12 • 22m • HDTV14

Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away sends Charlie to a therapist.

S3 E13 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie must deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that is not based on sex.

S3 E14 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie is eager to consummate his relationship with Mia. Alan starts dating Kandi.

S3 E15 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie can no longer handle the healthy lifestyle Mia has imposed on him.

S3 E16 • 22m • HDTV14

Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy 22-year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party.

S3 E17 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie boycotts an advertising awards banquet, having lost several years in a row to his nemesis.

S3 E18 • 22m • HDTV14

Alan gets into financial trouble because he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend.

S3 E19 • 22m • HDTV14

Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house.

S3 E20 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie is now dating Kandi's mother, while Alan tries to win Kandi back.

S3 E21 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan falls for Jake’s teacher--in a platonic way; Charlie helps Jake prepare for an audition.

S3 E22 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie and Alan help Jake prepare for his first boy-girl party.

S3 E23 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie's former girlfriend returns with an unexpected request.

S3 E24 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie and Mia plan their wedding despite complications on both sides of the family.