Two and a Half Men, A Sympathetic Crotch To Cry On

S2 E1 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan learns Charlie belongs to an exclusive men's group, and he begs his brother to let him join.

S2 E2 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan is upset that Judith is dating Jake's pediatrician, Dr. Melnick.

S2 E3 • 20m • HDTV14

Charlie tries saving Jake from school suspension by romancing his teacher, with unfortunate results.

S2 E4 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie's mother, Evelyn, asks to borrow his Mercedes so she can impress a Saudi prince.

S2 E5 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie meets his match when he falls for a woman who is better at playing hard to get than he is.

S2 E6 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan denies having shoplifted a toy as a child and fears he has a dark side.

S2 E7 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie and Alan hire Berta's sister to cater a party their mother has conned them into throwing.

S2 E8 • 21m • HDTV14

Alan meets a woman at the grocery store who fulfills his every fantasy.

S2 E9 • 22m • HDTV14

Charlie bumps into an old flame and is pleased to learn her marriage did not work out.

S2 E10 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie writes a theme song to one of Jake's favorite comics; things heat up between Alan and Rose.

S2 E11 • 21m • HDTV14

Jake discovers an angry Web site devoted to Charlie's womanizing ways.

S2 E12 • 21m • HDTV14

The brothers compete for the attention of Alan's high school friend.

S2 E13 • 20m • HDTV14

When Judith's pipes burst after an earthquake, Alan invites her to stay with him at Charlie's house.

S2 E14 • 21m • HDTV14

Evelyn takes drastic measures to get back into her sons' lives after Alan cuts her off.

S2 E15 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie tries to distract Alan from an upcoming medical procedure by planning a trip to Las Vegas.

S2 E16 • 21m • HDTV14

Judith leaves Jake with Alan and Charlie while she spends a week in Hawaii.

S2 E17 • 21m • HDTV14

Charlie eschews Alan's medical advice in favor of a visit to his pretty female doctor.

S2 E18 • 21m • HDTV14

When a gay ad executive invites Charlie to a cocktail party, Charlie makes Alan go with him.

S2 E19 • 21m • HDTV14

On Alan’s date with one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends, he’s tormented by thoughts of her with Charlie.

S2 E20 • 21m • HDTV14

When Charlie and Alan lash out at each other, Rose tries to help them sort out their feelings.

S2 E21 • 21m • HDTV14

Evelyn attends her second husband’s funeral and learns Alan kept in touch with him over the years.

S2 E22 • 21m • HDTV14

After taking a loan from Evelyn, Alan is guilted into a double-date that goes awry.

S2 E23 • 20m • HDTV14

Alan is reluctant to leave Jake with Evelyn for a sleepover visit.

S2 E24 • 20m • HDTV14

Charlie unknowingly sleeps with an elderly man's hot trophy wife.