The Dick Van Dyke Show, Go Tell the Birds and the Bees
Season 5, Episode 10
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Laura blurts out an embarrassing secret on a national TV quiz show.
A Farewell to WritingRob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.
Uhny UftzRob tracks a UFO to the office above his own.
The Ugliest Dog in the WorldRob and Laura try to find a home for an ugly mutt from the dog pound.
No Rice at My WeddingRob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.
Draw Me a PearSoon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.
The Great Petrie FortuneRob's dreams of inheriting a fortune seem dashed when he gets an old desk.
Odd But TrueRob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.
Viva PetrieA bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.
Go Tell the Birds and the BeesRob and Laura find out that Ritchie has been telling stories in school.
Body and SolRob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.
See Rob Write, Write Rob WriteRob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.
You're Under ArrestRob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.
Fifty-Two, Forty-Five or WorkRob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.
Who Stole My WatchRob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.
I Do Not Choose to RunRob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.
The Making of a CouncilmanRob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.
The Curse of the Petrie PeopleRob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.
The Bottom of Mel Cooley's HeartMel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.
Remember the AlimonyRob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.
Dear Sally RogersAs a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national TV show.
Buddy Sorrell: Man and BoyBuddy is suspected of either seeking therapy or having an affair.
Bad Reception in AlbanyWhile out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.
Talk to the SnailThinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.
A Day in the Life of Alan BradyThe Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.
Obnoxious, Offensive, Egomaniac, Etc.Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.
The Man from My UncleThe Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.
You Ought to Be in PicturesRob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.
Love Thy Other NeighborRob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.
Long Night's Journey into DayLaura spends a night alone in the house while Rob and Richie go fishing.
The GunslingerRob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.
The Last ChapterRob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a TV series.
Show More- About this Episode
- Rob and Laura find out that Ritchie has been telling stories in school.
- CastDick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore, Rose Marie
- GenreComedy
- Seasons5
- StudioFilmRise
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