The Dick Van Dyke Show, I Do Not Choose to Run

S5 E7 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune seem dashed when he gets an old desk.

S5 E8 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

S5 E9 • 25m • HDTVG

A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.

S5 E10 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob and Laura find out that Ritchie has been telling stories in school.

S5 E11 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

S5 E12 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

S5 E13 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

S5 E14 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob recalls the time he was out of work and Laura was expecting Ritchie.

S5 E15 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob accuses his friend of taking his missing watch.

S5 E16 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

S5 E17 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

S5 E18 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.

S5 E19 • 25m • HDTVG

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

S5 E20 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

S5 E21 • 25m • HDTVG

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national TV show.

S5 E22 • 25m • HDTVG

Buddy is suspected of either seeking therapy or having an affair.

S5 E23 • 25m • HDTVG

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

S5 E24 • 25m • HDTVG

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

S5 E25 • 25m • HDTVG

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

S5 E26 • 24m • HDTVG

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

S5 E27 • 25m • HDTVG

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

S5 E28 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

S5 E29 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

S5 E30 • 25m • HDTVG

Laura spends a night alone in the house while Rob and Richie go fishing.

S5 E31 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

S5 E32 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a TV series.