Roseanne, Say It Ain't So

S9 E1 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne imagines she and Dan are characters from a sitcom after watching reruns.

S9 E2 • 20m • HDTVPG

Lottery winners Dan and Roseanne are determined not to change.

S9 E3 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne's grasp of reality slips as she grapples with her newfound fortune.

S9 E4 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne and Jackie plan to go to an exotic spa; depressed Dan stays home.

S9 E5 • 20m • HDTVPG

A wealthy prince (Jim Varney) sees Jackie on TV and becomes infatuated with her.

S9 E6 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne and Jackie seek rest and relaxation at an exotic spa.

S9 E7 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne and Jackie whoop it up with ghoulish glee at a glitzy Halloween party in New York.

S9 E8 • 20m • HDTVPG

A wealthy family invites the Connors to visit their estate on Cape Cod.

S9 E9 • 20m • HDTVPG

Terrorists hold the Conners captive aboard a speeding train; guest Steven Seagal.

S9 E10 • 20m • HDTVPG

Familial tensions mar the Conners' first Thanksgiving as members of the nouveau riche.

S9 E11 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne worries about changes she has made when Dan announces that he is coming home.

S9 E12 • 20m • HDTVPG

Dan returns home to celebrate Christmas after visiting his mother in California.

S9 E13 • 20m • HDTVPG

Jackie forces Dan to reveal the truth to Roseanne; D.J. wants to videotape Darlene giving birth.

S9 E14 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne assesses her marriage, as Dan prepares to return to California.

S9 E15 • 20m • HDTVPG

Family and friends try to cheer up heartbroken Roseanne after she locks herself in her room.

S9 E16 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne bonds with the son of her former boss and learns some shocking news about Lanford's future.

S9 E17 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne discovers a mutual attraction with Edgar Wellman Jr. (James Brolin).

S9 E18 • 20m • HDTVPG

Roseanne and Dan take steps to reconcile; Darlene heads to the hospital.

S9 E19 • 20m • HDTVPG

Doctors offer little hope for the survival of Darlene's premature baby.

S9 E20 • 20m • HDTVPG

Jackie and Mark attend a women's wrestling match; D.J. is not prepared for sex.

S9 E21 • 20m • HDTVPG

Two televison programmers entice Roseanne to sell her life story.

S9 E22 • 20m • HDTVPG

Dan's mom arrives after just being released from a psychiatric hospital.

S9 E23 • 20m • HDTVPG

Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.

S9 E24 • 20m • HDTVPG

The Conners and friends gather when Darlene and David bring home their baby girl.