George Lopez, No One Gets Out Alive

S3 E1 • 21m • HDTVPG

George unknowingly commits a felony while awaiting President Bush's arrival at the factory.

S3 E2 • 21m • HDTVPG

George's incarceration leads him to a meeting that will change his life.

S3 E3 • 21m • HDTVPG

When Angie learns her parents are getting divorced, George gets nervous about his marriage.

S3 E4 • 21m • HDTVPG

George discovers he has a long-lost sister; Benny consults her doctor.

S3 E5 • 21m • HDTVPG

Carmen's popular new boyfriend refuses to be seen in public with her.

S3 E6 • 21m • HDTVPG

George's future at Powers Aviation is jeopardized by an accident.

S3 E7 • 21m • HDTVPG

The Lopezes turn their home into a haunted house in order to raise money for factory workers.

S3 E8 • 20m • HDTVPG

Angie begins to make plans for Carmen's expensive birthday party.

S3 E9 • 21m • HDTVPG

George, Ernie and Vic go to sea to rescue Angie's uncle after he escapes from Cuba by raft.

S3 E10 • 21m • HDTVPG

After inviting his extended family to Thanksgiving, George learns his father needs a new kidney.

S3 E11 • 21m • HDTVPG

George gets rid of some of Angie's cherished mementos as he prepares to donate a kidney.

S3 E12 • 21m • HDTVPG

At Christmastime, George will stop at nothing to make Max believe in Santa Claus.

S3 E13 • 21m • HDTVPG

Benny takes it upon herself to discipline Max for his obnoxious behavior at school.

S3 E14 • 21m • HDTVPG

Ernie volunteers to help Max's friend Ricky, a boy with a rough home life.

S3 E15 • 20m • HDTVPG

George makes a deal with God in an attempt to save Max's dog, Mr. Needles.

S3 E16 • 21m • HDTVPG

Benny's boyfriend, Randy, starts getting too serious about love.

S3 E17 • 21m • HDTVPG

While Angie is away on business, George sends the kids to Benny's house for the weekend.

S3 E18 • 21m • HDTVPG

Max is too distracted to learn from a beautiful tutor (Paris Hilton).

S3 E19 • 21m • HDTVPG

A prank causes embarrassment for Angie at the school fundraiser's dunk tank.

S3 E20 • 21m • HDTVPG

Unbeknown to his mother, Max takes up boxing at a local ring owned by Laila Ali.

S3 E21 • 21m • HDTVPG

George and his father-in-law spar over a low-stakes poker game.

S3 E22 • 21m • HDTVPG

George humiliates himself by dancing at a party in front of his staff.

S3 E23 • 21m • HDTVPG

Despite his misgivings, George teaches Carmen to drive; Carmen and Jason break up.

S3 E24 • 21m • HDTVPG

George agrees to reward Max with a trip to Disneyland for improving his grades.

S3 E25 • 21m • HDTVPG

Accident-prone Amy returns after six months in the hospital; she is determined to win Randy back.

S3 E26 • 21m • HDTVPG

Frustrated about her breakup with Randy, Benny takes a golf club to the hood of her boss's car.

S3 E27 • 21m • HDTVPG

Noah goes to great lengths to help Carmen conceal her relationship with Zack from her parents.

S3 E28 • 21m • HDTVPG

George and Angie discover Carmen's relationship with Zack and forbid her to see him.