The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a Brain That Holds Its Ears ... Or Something Like That!

S3 E1 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

S3 E2 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

S3 E3 • 26m • HDTVG

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

S3 E4 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

S3 E5 • 24m • HDTVG

Through Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.

S3 E6 • 26m • HDTVG

Rob finds he has too many "stars" on his hands when he tries to direct this year's show.

S3 E7 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.

S3 E8 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.

S3 E9 • 26m • HDTVG

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

S3 E10 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

S3 E11 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob feels like a hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

S3 E12 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob gets involved with the police when he thinks he has witnessed two crooks making their getaway.

S3 E13 • 25m • HDTVG

The entire "Alan Brady" staff presents a Christmas show instead of the script.

S3 E14 • 25m • HDTVG

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

S3 E15 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob finds himself in trouble when Laura interferes with an interview he is giving on Alan Brady.

S3 E16 • 25m • HDTVG

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn into matchmakers.

S3 E17 • 25m • HDTVG

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

S3 E18 • 24m • HDTVG

Rob wins at poker, but jeopardizes friendships after accidentally using marked cards.

S3 E19 • 25m • HDTVG

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party as 63 screaming moppets make shambles of their house.

S3 E20 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

S3 E21 • 25m • HDTVG

Sally becomes a TV personality overnight, causing Rob and Buddy to suffer.

S3 E22 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

S3 E23 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob recalls his honeymoon with Laura.

S3 E24 • 25m • HDTVG

A guest on "The Alan Brady Show" demands that Rob take over as producer.

S3 E25 • 25m • HDTVG

Parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

S3 E26 • 25m • HDTVG

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

S3 E27 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

S3 E28 • 25m • HDTVG

A painting of Laura without any clothes on resurfaces.

S3 E29 • 25m • HDTVG

A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

S3 E30 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.

S3 E31 • 24m • HDTVG

Rob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.

S3 E32 • 25m • HDTVG

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.