The Dick Van Dyke Show, How to Spank a Star
Season 3, Episode 24
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Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.
The MasterpieceRob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.
Laura's Little LieLaura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.
Very Old Shoes, Very Old RiceRob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.
All About EavesdroppingThrough Ritchie's toy intercom, Rob and Laura tune in on a conversation at the Helpers.
Too Many StarsDirector Rob has too many stars for his show.
Who and Where Was Antonio Stradivarius?Rob finds himself at a party in a strange town, dancing with a young woman.
Uncle GeorgeRob's Uncle George arrives in town and asks his nephew to find him a wife.
Big Max CalvadaAn underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.
The Ballad of the Betty LouRob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.
Turtles, Ties and ToreadorsRob feels like a hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.
Sound of the Trumpets of Conscience Falls Deafly on a BrainRob thinks he saw two crooks escaping.
The Alan Brady Show PresentsThe show's staff puts on a Christmas show.
The Third One from the LeftA chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.
My Husband Is the Best OneRob finds himself in trouble when Laura interferes with an interview he is giving on Alan Brady.
The Lady and the Tiger and the LawyerWhen a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn into matchmakers.
The Life and Love of Joe CooganLaura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.
A Nice, Friendly Game of CardsRob wins at poker, but jeopardizes friendships after accidentally using marked cards.
Happy Birthday and Too Many MoreLaura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party as 63 screaming moppets make shambles of their house.
The Brave and the BackacheRob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.
The Pen Is Mightier Than the MouthSally becomes a TV personality overnight, causing Rob and Buddy to suffer.
My Part-Time WifeRob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.
Honeymoons Are for the LuckyRob recalls his honeymoon with Laura.
How to Spank a StarA guest on "The Alan Brady Show" demands that Rob take over as producer.
The Plots ThickenThe Petries' parents conflict over cemetery plots.
Scratch My Car and DieA scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.
The Return of Edwin CarpRob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.
October EveA painting of Laura without any clothes on resurfaces.
Dear Mrs. Petrie, Your Husband Is In JailA night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.
My Neighbor's Husband's Other LifeRob and Laura suspect the worst when they spy Jerry dining out with another woman.
I'd Rather Be Bald Than Have No Head at AllRob starts a daily count of the hairs he is losing.
Teacher's PetrieRob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.
Show More- About this Episode
- A guest on "The Alan Brady Show" demands that Rob take over as producer.
- CastDick Van Dyke, Mary Tyler Moore, Rose Marie
- GenreComedy
- Seasons5
- StudioFilmRise
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