America's Dumbest Criminals, Don't Call the Police

S1 E1 • 20m • HDTV14

Segments include: Return to Cinder, cooking with crack and yabba dabba dude.

S1 E2 • 20m • HDTV14

Speeder overreacts; robbery suspect returns to the scene; robbery on video.

S1 E3 • 20m • HDTV14

A woman bails out on her boyfriend; scary footage has a happy ending; dumb DUI excuse.

S1 E4 • 20m • HDTV14

All spruced up; pull over and wake up; dumb criminals on ice.

S1 E5 • 20m • HDTV14

Money-stuffing bank robber; imperfect getaway; robbers loose in Las Vegas; video camera thief.

S1 E6 • 20m • HDTV14

A bank robber with no car; the bagman; special delivery; this guy is falling.

S1 E7 • 20m • HDTV14

Flight from the second story; five fleeing fugitives captured together; criminal hides under a house.

S1 E8 • 20m • HDTV14

A cat's stolen whiskers; social climber; the cat's meow; tie tack terror.

S1 E9 • 20m • HDTV14

Drunken driver; stolen hot dog; drive-through robbery.

S1 E10 • 20m • HDTV14

Cab ride; a criminal uses his head; 10-year cab ride; head start; crime doesn't pay.

S1 E11 • 20m • HDTV14

Segments include skunk driver, oh, my aching back and watch the lights.

S1 E12 • 20m • HDTV14

A flasher falls asleep; shoplifting; buck naked; attention shoplifters; photo finish.

S1 E13 • 20m • HDTV14

Twin criminals; name game; hi mom; I'm on TV; bow-ow-www.

S1 E14 • 20m • HDTV14

A disarmed and dangerous criminal; who is it?; no cops here; in arms way.

S1 E15 • 20m • HDTV14

Store surveillance footage; a real drunken driver; store from hell; sad sack.

S1 E16 • 20m • HDTV14

A criminal tries to hide, but can't run; a criminal tries to be an escape artist; man at laundromat.

S1 E17 • 20m • HDTV14

Residential burglars are caught with the help of a bunch of silver dollars.

S1 E18 • 20m • HDTV14

Surveillance footage reveals a criminal's new dance step.

S1 E19 • 21m • HDTV14

Purse snatchers; something more comfortable; diamond in the roughage; picture this.

S1 E20 • 20m • HDTV14

Tooling around town; dressed for arrest; it's all relative.

S1 E21 • 20m • HDTV14

Drunk driver with bad excuse; surveillance footage reveals a breaking and entering; crapshooter.

S1 E22 • 20m • HDTV14

A criminal tries to blend in; one way ticket to jail; the bro in the bra; mental blocks.

S1 E23 • 20m • HDTV14

A criminal thinks he's lucky; debriefing; we're gonna get you; taxing driver.

S1 E24 • 20m • HDTV14

A cooperative criminal; criminals in a casino.

S1 E25 • 20m • HDTV14

A drunken driver; camouflaged car; search me; joker's wild; car trouble.

S1 E26 • 20m • HDTV14

Segments include bad luck brown, pilfering pork chops and faking it.