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ted, Desperately Seeking Susan

Season 1, Episode 5

Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.
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Just Say Yes
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When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.

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Ted and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film.

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Ted’s Halloween plans with John are thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver.

Desperately Seeking Susan
S1 E5 • 33m • 4K UHDHDClosed CaptionedTVMA

Blaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.

Loud Night
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Matty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic.

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  • About this Episode
  • After his moment of fame passes, Ted the foul-mouthed teddy bear moves back into the working-class Boston home of his best friend, John.
  • TVMA4K UHD
  • Ratings
    74%90%
  • CastSeth MacFarlane, Max Burkholder, Alanna Ubach
  • GenreComedy
  • Seasons1
  • StudioNBC Peacock

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