Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce

Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce, Rule #97: It Takes Two to Stab Yourself in the Butt

Season 5, Episode 3

Mike's travel schedule causes growing pains; Phoebe dips a toe back into the online dating pool.
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Watch Full Episodes of Girlfriends' Guide to Divorce Season 5

Rule No. 773: Step and Repeat
S5 E1 • 43m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

At a red-carpet event, Abby and the girlfriends flash back to their past struggles and victories.

Rule No. 149: Don't Eat the Yellow Snow
S5 E2 • 43m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Abby and Jake fall into old confrontational patterns when Jake objects to Mike moving in with Abby.

Rule #97: It Takes Two to Stab Yourself in the Butt
S5 E3 • 43m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Mike's travel schedule causes growing pains; Phoebe dips a toe back into the online dating pool.

Rule No. 63: It's a Marathon, Not a Sprint
S5 E4 • 42m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Abby and Colette, Mike's ex-wife, clash over boundaries; Jo and Frumpkis deal with an emergency.

Rule #303: Burn That Sh*t to the Ground
S5 E5 • 42m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Abby is forced to play full-time stepmom; Delia tells the girlfriends that she's pregnant.

Rule No. 1: Keep the Toast Short
S5 E6 • 43m • HDClosed CaptionedTV14

Abby must face an unknown future; Delia must decide how to handle her unexpected pregnancy.

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  • About this Episode
  • When a self-help book author decides to separate from her husband, she tries to navigate her new life as a single woman.
  • TV14HD
  • CastLisa Edelstein, Alanna Ubach, Beau Garrett
  • GenreDrama, Comedy
  • Seasons5
  • StudioBravo

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