ted, Ejectile Dysfunction
Season 1, Episode 3
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When Matty makes Ted go to school with John, Ted immediately decides to get expelled.
My Two DadsTed and John’s plan to exact revenge on the school bully inadvertently puts them in a parental role.
Ejectile DysfunctionTed and John go to extraordinary lengths so that John can watch his first adult film.
Subways, Bicycles, and AutomobilesTed’s Halloween plans with John are thwarted when Blaire forces him to be her designated driver.
Desperately Seeking SusanBlaire asks Matty and Susan to let Ted be their marriage therapist; Susan pursues a past career.
Loud NightMatty’s unorthodox Christmas wish is granted, completely upending the Bennett family dynamic.
He's Gotta Have ItAs the end of the school year approaches, Ted plots to help John lose his virginity.
Show More- About this Episode
- John, Ted and Blaire must complete a drug dealer's Dungeons & Dragons campaign to score weed.
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- CastSeth MacFarlane, Max Burkholder, Alanna Ubach
- GenreComedy
- Seasons2
- StudioNBC Peacock
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